Reasons Nerds Love/Hate Valentine’s Day
Published by Yoni • February 13th, 2008
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Why Nerds hate Valentines Day:
- You blow 300 bucks on a dinner, date, and a play that could have been put to better use by buying a shitload of gold on ebay for your WoW account.
- Having to wait in line for an extra 10 minutes to buy a Red Bull because of some douche-bag buying chocolate, and delaying your all-night gaming session.
- Not having a girlfriend is compounded by the fact that even your Second Life character can’t get any action.
- No hot girls show up to class
- Valentines Day candies give you cavities and make you break out with acne
Why Nerds love Valentines Day:
- Everyone in a relationship is out on the town resulting in faster internet connections
- You can watch porn in peace without being interrupted by your roommate and his girlfriend
- You can eavesdrop on your roommate making sweet Valentine’s Day love to his girlfriend later in the night
- If you have a girlfriend, you become “King of the Nerds” for a night
- You look forward to a Valentine’s day themed logo on the Google homepage
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Old, tired stereotypes.
lol i was actually looking for the google thing <___<
There’s 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. So, all nerds spend all of their time playing MMOs, get excited about what Google change their logo to, and are terminally single? Fail. Get some better stereotypes.
What? Google’s changed its logo? I’m there!!!
Oh come on, its funny. Are Jews all geeky and all do accounting, no but it makes a good south park episode doesn’t it. Do greeks send their kids to school with a host of traditional dips and in native garbs, no but the movie was hilarious anyway. Do scientologists believe in aliens and past lives which accumulate in these things called thetans, well … thats not a good example.
I think this list is quite accurate:-)
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Get out and live in the community a bit. And get some stereotypes from the last ten years.
Epic fail.
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Are you kidding me? This list is a joke. You basically just threw together a few things that no geek does..
WoW gold? No, that was funny years ago.
Red bull? Fuck off, mountain dew.
Second Life? Lmao if you honestly think people play that you dumb fuck.
This list is also funny!!!!!
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Real nerds wouldn’t buy gold for wow most serious players see that as cheating
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But it also requires a prodigious ability to construct the proper meaning on the basis of linguistic and nonlinguistic context. ,
Fans drive hundreds of miles to partake in these pre-game gatherings, which are often a bigger attraction than the game itself. ,
Real brain power on display. Thanks for that ansewr!