Reasons Nerds Love/Hate Valentine’s Day

Published by • February 13th, 2008 RSS News Feed

Why Nerds hate Valentines Day:

  1. You blow 300 bucks on a dinner, date, and a play that could have been put to better use by buying a shitload of gold on ebay for your WoW account.
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  3. Not having a girlfriend is compounded by the fact that even your Second Life character can’t get any action.
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  5. Valentines Day candies give you cavities and make you break out with acne

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Why Nerds love Valentines Day:

  1. Everyone in a relationship is out on the town resulting in faster internet connections
  2. You can watch porn in peace without being interrupted by your roommate and his girlfriend
  3. You can eavesdrop on your roommate making sweet Valentine’s Day love to his girlfriend later in the night
  4. If you have a girlfriend, you become “King of the Nerds” for a night
  5. You look forward to a Valentine’s day themed logo on the Google homepage

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20 Comments »

2008-02-15 00:51:37

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Comment by lolwut
2008-02-15 01:34:14

Yoni is also a pussy, pussy.

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Comment by Anonymous
2008-02-15 01:50:34

Old, tired stereotypes.

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Comment by booobabob
2008-02-15 03:11:18

lol i was actually looking for the google thing <___<

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Comment by Anonymous
2008-02-15 03:48:46

There’s 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. So, all nerds spend all of their time playing MMOs, get excited about what Google change their logo to, and are terminally single? Fail. Get some better stereotypes.

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Comment by Pete
2008-02-15 04:55:06

What? Google’s changed its logo? I’m there!!!

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Comment by Michael L
2008-02-15 04:58:02

Oh come on, its funny. Are Jews all geeky and all do accounting, no but it makes a good south park episode doesn’t it. Do greeks send their kids to school with a host of traditional dips and in native garbs, no but the movie was hilarious anyway. Do scientologists believe in aliens and past lives which accumulate in these things called thetans, well … thats not a good example.

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Comment by Adam
2008-02-15 05:46:55

I think this list is quite accurate:-)

http://www.livingwithanerd.com

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2008-02-15 05:58:19

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Comment by Anonymous
2008-02-15 07:55:42

Get out and live in the community a bit. And get some stereotypes from the last ten years.

Epic fail.

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2008-02-15 08:29:41

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Comment by Random
2008-02-15 09:24:57

Are you kidding me? This list is a joke. You basically just threw together a few things that no geek does..

WoW gold? No, that was funny years ago.

Red bull? Fuck off, mountain dew.

Second Life? Lmao if you honestly think people play that you dumb fuck.

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Comment by Chuck
2008-02-15 09:48:46

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2008-02-22 22:37:23

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Comment by aaron
2008-03-09 11:41:23

Real nerds wouldn’t buy gold for wow most serious players see that as cheating

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2008-04-27 02:06:03

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2008-05-05 11:57:00

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Comment by Mr.Carrot88
2009-10-22 09:26:18

But it also requires a prodigious ability to construct the proper meaning on the basis of linguistic and nonlinguistic context. ,

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Comment by SouthWind59
2009-10-23 06:38:24

Fans drive hundreds of miles to partake in these pre-game gatherings, which are often a bigger attraction than the game itself. ,

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Comment by Martha
2013-04-09 20:57:51

Real brain power on display. Thanks for that ansewr!

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